Want to Be an Armed Security Guard? It's Terrifyingly Easy Listen Download Embed Share Share this on Facebook (Opens in a new window) Share this on Twitter (Opens in a new window) Share this via Email Security guards prepare for the Mall in Columbia to reopen two days after three people were shot and killed at the shopping mall January 27, 2014 in Columbia, Maryland. ( Chip Somodevilla / Getty ) Produced by Jillian Weinberger and Ellen Frankman Produced by PRI and WNYC